I, Effing Feline, went for a car ride this week — to the vet. Yuck! The visit went fine, though, just a checkup, so what I want to talk about are automobiles. Ed drove me there. Next time I have a checkup, I want to drive myself. It seems pretty simple, with a few minor modifications. […]

I, Effing Feline, am the world’s most literary cat. I can read, write, type . . . and criticize. My claws have been known to tear through the words written by my pet human, Ed Hoornaert. It’s fun! Ed accuses me of megalomania, but that’s okay. I’m sure you’ll agree that megalomania is a cat’s prerogative. […]

I, Effing Feline, dislike television. I don’t hate it, mind you, and there are some good shows on. Pit Bulls and Parolees seemed like it would be interesting, until I learned that the parolees are the ones taking care of the dogs, not dogs who’d been thrown in jail for disturbing the sleep of some […]

I, Effing Feline, dislike furballs. Why do I tell you this now? Because in North America, we have a long weekend for two different holidays. Labour Day and Labor Day. Ed, my pet human bought steaks for the first time forever with the intention of grilling them outside. I don’t like that. The grill gets […]

I, Effing Feline, am the world’s most literary cat. I can read, write, type . . . and criticize. My claws have been known to tear through the words written by my pet human, Ed Hoornaert. It’s fun! Ed accuses me of megalomania, but that’s okay. I’m sure you’ll agree that megalomania is a cat’s prerogative. […]

I, Effing Feline, recall that one of my fans, Teresa, I believe, suggested I take an anger management class. Ridiculous, right? I ask the rest of you, do you think I need such a class? Now a word from my sponsor, The Saint of Quarantine Island. Afraid of the island’s madmen, Janet Davis has been hiding […]

Rescuing Prince Charming is an SFR set in the near future. Native Americans from an alternate Earth have ‘hopped’ their kingdom, Kwadra Island, to our Earth. As the world’s most advanced nation, they’ve offered to help us build our first starship. But before the ship is finished, someone plants a time bomb in the mechanical […]

I, Effing Feline, know that humans often wear face masks these days. (They always did, of course, but nowadays they aren’t for robbing banks.) But the picture below shows that the fashion fad has gone too hissing far! Now a word from my sponsor, The Saint of Quarantine Island. Afraid of the island’s madmen, Janet […]

Rescuing Prince Charming is an SFR set in the near future. Native Americans from an alternate Earth have ‘hopped’ their kingdom, Kwadra Island, to our Earth. As the world’s most advanced nation, they’ve offered to help us build our first starship. But before the ship is finished, someone plants a time bomb in the mechanical […]

I, Effing Feline, want a vacation! I’ve lived in this stupid house all my life. I never go anywhere. Of course, Ed, my pet human,  doesn’t go much of anywhere these days either — but at least he’s daydreaming about a trip. One of his sons has accepted a new job, which means relocating from […]