Tag Archives: Twiggles the dog
Effing Feline naps #wewriwa
I, Effing Feline, have an extremely long attention span — for a cat, that is — and right now I’m concentrating hard at being literary so I can choose another snippet for your Ed-fication. (See what I did there?) I want each snippet to be the best I can possibly find, so — Uh, excuse […]
Effing Feline, astronaut! #wewriwa
I, Effing Feline, like my pet human’s stories about outer space — but wouldn’t they be astronomically better with feline heroes and heroines? Just imagine! Today’s snippet from Constellation XXI continues picks up shortly after last week’s. After positioning her tugship to intercept any spaceships coming in through her sector, she looks at family […]
Effing Feline is a tulip #wewriwa
I, Effing Feline, want wooden shoes. Why, you ask? Because I learned that my cousin, Pamela Kaat, wears them. Her pet humans are Ed’s son and his girlfriend, who live in The Netherlands. Over there the law is that all cats must wear wooden shoes. It’s true, I swear. Pamela told me so herself […]
Effing Feline gets a Valentine #wewriwa
I, Effing Feline, got a Valentine and it was from . . . from . . . Twiggles the Dog! Not only a Valentine, but a byootiful stuffed heart that’s perfect for digging my kitty claws into. And not only that, it’s filled with, with — catnip! I don’t know what to say. I didn’t get […]
Effing Feline ponders dogs #wewriwa
I, Effing Feline, have been thinking about Twiggles the Dog. I may have looked like I was sleeping, but really, I was pondering whether I should treat Twiggles better. First, I came up with reasons why Twiggles is inferior to me: She barks at passersby She smells She’s so eager to please she debases herself […]
Effing Feline gets replaced #wewriwa
I, Effing Feline I, Twiggles the Dog, am writing this weex Weekend Writing Warriors post ‘cuz Effing’s in the dog house. He’s bin nasty about me the last 2 weex an I don’t deserve it. Im not as litterary as Effing — I don’t use litter at all — but Im a nicer person. Once […]
Effing Feline repents #wewriwa
I, Effing Feline, am shaky, nauseous, and I can’t sleep. Withdrawal symptoms — because Mr Valentine (aka Ed, my cruel, cruel pet human) has cut off my catnip allowance. The horrible jerk insists I apologize for posting that nasty picture of Twiggles the Dog last week. He wants me to admit that Twiggles is a cuddly […]
Effing Feline chortles #wewriwa
I, Effing Feline, have found the perfect painting of Twiggles the Dog, my sometimes friend and always nemesis. For comparison purposes, at right is a photo of the dumb dog admiring one of the grandchildren. She looks sweet, right? Well, the camera lies! Below is the truth — a cat’s eye view of Twiggles the […]
Effing Feline ain’t here #wewriwa
I, Twiggles the Dog, am filling in for Effing Feline. He’s unable to write this week. Last week, Effing told you he was expecting a visit from his cousin, Lee. Lee is a lion. The last time he visited, Effing got tired of him eating all the cat food. So he called the zoo. They […]
There ARE cats in Toronto
Effing Feline reporting from Toronto, where my pet human, Ed Hoornaert, has brought me inside his computer. Before we left home, Twiggles the dog tried to scare me by saying that the only pets allowed in Canada were wolves, killer whales, and cateaters, which Twiggles claimed were like yuge anteaters. She had me almost afraid to go. […]
