Tag Archives: The Trial of Tompa Lee

Effing Feline contemplates eating mice

I, Effing Feline, wonder if you can tell me: do mice taste good? You see, Twiggles the Dog tells me (and Google confirms) cats are supposed to catch and eat mice. The phrase ‘good mouser’ is high praise for a feline.  However, my pet human allows no mice in his house, so how can I earn […]

Effing Feline is a toasted marshmallow

I, Effing Feline, fear that I may have given my gentle readers the idea I’m mean, ill tempered, narcissistic, and cantankerous. A devil cat, so to speak. Nothing could be more wrong! Truly, I am sweet, lovable, purrfect, a veritable saint of a cat. I never scratch, or pee outside the box, or speak ill […]

Effing Feline never admits guilt

I, Effing Feline, refuse to admit any wrongdoing. It’s the Russians’ fault. Maybe the Chinese. They must’ve  hacked my account. Trust me on this! You see, every once in a while I’m willing to obey the rules and include the information about Weekend Writing Warriors that I’m supposed to — but I haven’t done it […]

Over 100 Free Ebooks

Click on the image above to see over 100 free ebooks by Indie authors. You aren’t limited to Amazon, either; you can choose the retailer of  your choice. Categories in the giveaway are Science Fiction, Dystopian and horror, Fantasy, Science Fiction and Fantasy romance, in addition to 5 box sets, all of them free! As […]

A joke, a review, and a promotion

A review Alien Contact for Kid Sisters got a nice review on Scifi and Scary. I was impressed that Lilyn probed beneath the surface action to highlight character development. If your books fit her preferred genres, this is a good new site to seek a review. Fleeing rebels, the queen’s sister finds a hero to […]

Holiday Hop and a cover reveal

Just in time for Christmas, Mr Valentine (aka Edward Hoornaert) releases The Trilogy of Tompa Lee, complete for the first time in one volume. The trilogy of science fiction with romantic elements includes the following full-length books. Click on a title to learn more about it. The Trial of Tompa Lee (Amazon bestseller) The Tribulations […]

Effing Feline gets tipsy

I, Effing Feline, the Most Literary Cat in the Entire Universe (c), proudly present another snippet from The Trial of Tompa Lee, by my pet human, Edward Hoornaert, aka Mr Valentine. The last few scenes have highlighted the confrontations between Tompa Lee and Dante Roussel. I’m skipping ahead to a later scene. After running out of water, […]

Effing Feline suggests scratching

I, Effing Feline, the Most Literary Cat in the Entire Universe, proudly present another snippet from The Trial of Tompa Lee, by my pet human, Edward Hoornaert, aka Mr Valentine. This scene follows soon after last week’s snippet, in which Tompa Lee violently refused help from Dante Roussel, the Space Navy policeman who disobeyed orders to come […]

Effing Feline introduces his cousin

In my supra-human wisdom, I, Effing Feline, have chosen another snippet from Ed Hoornaert’s The Trial of Tompa Lee.  It follows soon after last week’s snippet, in which Tompa attacks Dante Roussel after he disobeyed orders to come to her aid in a trial by combat. As a street person, she has serious issues with police. The one Shon […]

Effing Feline deigns to purr

In my infinite feline wisdom, I, Effing Feline, have chosen another ten sentences from Ed Hoornaert’s The Trial of Tompa Lee. It’s the first book in his science fiction trilogy that continues with The Tribulations of Tompa Lee and ends with The Triumph of Tompa Lee. Clever human, that pet of mine. In last week’s snippet, Dante […]