Tag Archives: The Nutcracker

Effing Feline needs a peticure #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, need to sharpen my claws. My manicure is in a frightful state, and I don’t mean Texas. Give me five minutes on a good scratching post, though, and I’ll be as good as new. Speaking of good as new, Alien Contact for an Enhanced Nutcracker is Ed’s new Christmas novella and the […]

Effing Feline #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, need to sharpen my claws. My manicure is in a frightful state, and I don’t mean Texas. Give me five minutes on a good scratching post, though, and I’ll be as good as new. Speaking of good as new, Alien Contact for an Enhanced Nutcracker is Ed’s new Christmas novella and the […]

Effing Feline has no baggage #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, has no baggage. Or luggage. Or stuff of any kind. If a cat wants to prowl from one place to another, do we pack dental floss and jammies? Do we buy a special box to carry our things in — and make up a word for the box? “Luggage.” Something you have to […]

Effing Feline scorns nutcrackers #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, don’t get why the nutcracker is such a big deal. For one thing, after you crack the shell, there’s only a nut inside, not meat or fish, so why bother? For another, nutcrackers aren’t attractive, right? Not pretty! Alien Contact for an Enhanced Nutcracker is a Christmas novella and the 6th installment of […]

Cover reveal — Alien Contact for an Enhanced Nutcracker

They Both Need a Christmas Miracle For seven or eight years, I’ve spent Decembers in the orchestra pit for performances of that great Christmas tradition, The Nutcracker. An embarrassing moment, for me at least, comes when a ballerina steps to the front of the stage for a bow. She’s standing six feet right above me […]