Tag Archives: Newborn Hoornaert

Effing Feline apologizes

I, Effing Feline, must apologize. Not that I’m at fault, of course.  Mr. V is. Several weeks ago, Ed Hoornaert (i.e., Mr V) had me write “Since Sunday’s a travel day, Mr. V will be late getting to your posts. But he’ll get there!” Unfortunately, that was a lie. Instead, after taking two days, not one, […]

Effing Feline has superpowers (Dec 4)

I, Effing Feline, have a lot in common with Jo Beaverpaw, the heroine of Newborn, Mr V’s newest science fiction romance.  You see, although Jo is injured and spends the first half of the book recuperating, she heals superfast.  Not only that, she has superpowers that slowly emerge as she heals. As a member of […]

Effing Feline heads home

I, Effing Feline, am returning home. None too soon for poor Mr V.  In separate incidents, he wrenched his shoulder, whacked his head, picked up a debilitating virus, and then fell heavily.  I think Amsterdam hates him. Another excerpt today from Newborn, Mr V’s upcoming science fiction romance. Jo Beaverpaw was born alone in a forest moments, […]

Effing Feline dislikes travel

I, Effing Feline, am dizzy with travel. After spending a week in Toronto we flew to London and from London to Amsterdam. As I write this, we’re in Bruges, Belgium, Mr V’s ancestral homeland and the best-preserved medieval city in Europe. WTF?  We spent hours inside rattling tin cans for this? From a cat’s POV, rooms here are just […]

Effing Feline freezes his furballs off

I, Effing Feline, am in Toronto, where it’s cold. Mr Valentine’s son says it isn’t cold yet — up to 72 degrees Fahrenheit one day — but I’m a Southern Arizona cat, and anything under 90 is cold! Another excerpt today from Newborn, Mr V’s upcoming science fiction romance. Jo Beaverpaw was born alone in a forest moments […]

Effing Feline is leaving!

I, Effing Feline, am leaving. I mean it! My pet human, Ed, is soon flying to visit two of his sons — and he’s taking me along.  We’re flying first to Toronto, in some place called Canada, and then Amsterdam in The Netherlands. He says that since I can travel inside his computer, I won’t […]

Dissecting a Book Cover (SFR Brigade Showcase)

A New-Born Book I have a new science fiction romance coming available around the end of October, and I’m particularly happy with it. I enjoy stories with action and the stirrings of love and, especially, with characters who have psychological depth. Before you scream in horror at the thought of a boring literary character study, my main […]

Effing Feline teases a dog

I, Effing Feline, have been enjoying a cartoon that my pet human, Ed Hoornaert, reads daily — Garfield. The intrepid puss teases Odie, a dumb dog.  It’s encouraged me to tease Mr V’s dog, Twiggles, about her lack of a tail. A tailless dog — ridiculous! Want the truth, though? I’m jealous. You see, Twiggles appears in Newborn, […]

Effing Feline has no time for furballs

I, Effing Feline, have been madly shredding paper this week.  It’s part of the free document shredding service I discussed last week. I have ten boxes of paper to shred, so business is looking good … sort of. I have to find some cats willing to pay me to claw the papers to shreds. That’s the […]

Effing Feline plans to get rich

I, Effing Feline, believes that if at first you don’t succeed, try one more time and then quit. Last week’s manuscript evaluation service garnered no nibbles, so I’m changing the focus slightly. It’s now a document shredding service. It’ll be FREE! Which means, of course, that I shall get rich! New tale today. Sort of new; I […]