Tag Archives: Never saw a Purple Cow

Effing Feline demands triple pay #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am NOT purring. Definitely not. Why not? Because I’ve been told — not asked, mind you, told — that  today’s post must serve four three purposes: Reveal the official new name of Ed’s newest Work in Progress (WIP). Present the next snippet from Ed’s WIP. Reveal the book’s cover. There would’ve been […]


Effing Feline wishes you Mother’s Day #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, interrupt my regularly scheduled snippets from Ed’s WIP, Never Saw a Purple Cow, to bring you a Mother’s Day special. Today’s snippet is from Ed’s science fiction romance, Constellation XXI, which features a rather unique first contact with aliens. You see, one of the aliens is pregnant. Very pregnant. As in RIGHT […]

Effing Feline discusses airplanes #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, heard Ed, my pet human, talking about a nephew who’s an airplane pilot. What a ridiculous occupation!  Why would any cat in his right mind want to fly in a plane? Yes, I always land on my feet — but from miles up in the air? I’m good, but not that good. […]

Beatle t’battle t’bottle t’boodle #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, need to clarify a recent post, in which I said Sadie the Good Dog was my Dutch cousin from Amsterdam. Here’s the Instagram post of hers I talked about: I want to make clear that I am not related by blood to Sadie. Or any dog, anywhere. We’re related only by marriage. There, […]

Effing Feline rants about social distancing #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, want to tell you what hisses me off about Ed, my pet human. He’s getting tired of being home so much, of not seeing other people, of not being able to go to a store and buy things he wants. Well, I say TOUGH KIBBLE! Welcome to my life, Ed. We house […]

Effing Feline sends his Easter wishes #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have heard Ed, my pet human, talking about Easter egg hunts. Since this is Easter Sunday, I think I’ll spend the day dreaming of being able to go outside — I’m a house cat, kept captive forever — and hunt for real eggs. Maybe even a real bird, heh heh heh. You’ve […]

Effing Feline toots his own horn #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am the epitome of modesty, but just this once I want to toot my own horn. I’m doing more to help poor quarantined humans than any cat anywhere! What am I doing? Once a week (more often if I screw up my scheduling again) I’m posting never before seen cat videos to lighten […]

Effing Feline asks ‘What the heck is a purple cow?’ #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have been told to pass along a message from Ed. But I’m a cat. He knows I’m a cat. He should darn well know that cats don’t like to be told what to do. Therefore,  I’m not going to tell you the message until after this word from my brand new sponsor — […]