Tag Archives: Hoornaert Future Love

SFR Brigade Holiday Showcase, day 2

The year in review + a Xmas present for you 2016 was very productive.  I had three new books come out, tied for the most ever, and I signed a contract on another that will be out next year. Over the next few days I’ll be showcasing each book, so stop by each day. Escapee, released […]

Effing Feline loves his work

I, Effing Feline, write this weekly column for my pet human, Ed Hoornaert, aka Mr Valentine.  Do you know why I, a mere cat with minimal education and even less ambition, love working for a writer? Because I love his yarns. Today’s snippet is the last from Thimbleriggers, a story in Future Love, Mr V’s newest release. Twenty-something pornographer Aldous has used […]

Effing Feline discusses Shakespeare

I, Effing Feline, write this weekly column on behalf of my pet human, Ed Hoornaert, aka Mr Valentine. I’ve actually behaved myself this week — boring, I know — and I have no witty anecdote to share. Even Shakespeare had off days.  Witness The Two Gentlemen of Verona. Today’s snippet will be one of the last from Thimbleriggers, a […]

Effing Feline thinks warm thoughts

I, Effing Feline, write this weekly column on behalf of my pet human, Ed Hoornaert, aka Mr Valentine. Mr V’s pretty happy this week, because one of his sons is visiting from some place called Canada. That’s even farther north than Phoenix, I think. Up there, houses are heated, instead of cooled. Those people have the right idea! Today’s snippet […]

Effing Feline distrusts chuckling seniors

I, Effing Feline, post this weekly column on behalf of my pet human, Ed Hoornaert, aka Mr Valentine. My cousin Lee, who lives in a zoo, read about the weight gain I mentioned in last week’s post, and sent me a picture of him to inspire me. Thanks, Lee! I feel thinner just looking at you. Today’s snippet […]

Effing Feline gains weight

I, Effing Feline, post this weekly column on behalf of my pet human, Ed Hoornaert, aka Mr Valentine. Mr V has been away at the RWA writers conference, but that’s all right with me. The huge self-service supply of food he left more than makes up for his absence. Yum! Today’s snippet continues from Thimbleriggers, a story in Future Love, Mr V’s new […]

Effing Feline solves a litter box problem

I, Effing Feline, post this weekly column on behalf of my pet human, Ed Hoornaert, aka Mr Valentine. You may think that cat bloggers are unusual, and you’re right. I’m an unusual cat. Today’s snippet is from the short story, Thimbleriggers, contained in Future Love, Mr V’s brand new release. It picks up shortly after last week’s snippet … which you may not […]

Effing Feline has new glasses

I, Effing Feline have new glasses. In this month of national celebrations, I’m taking no chances of upsetting anyone in the far-flung, utterly confused family of my pet human, Ed Hoornaert, aka Mr Valentine. Today’s snippet is from the short story, Thimbleriggers, contained in Future Love, Mr V’s brand new release. To pay for an expensive operation for her long-time husband, ninety-year-old […]

Future Love now available – SFR Brigade Showcase

Each month, the Science Fiction Romance Brigade showcases members.  The Brigade is a group of authors who write — what else? — science fiction and romance. Its members include many of the biggest names in the field. And then there’s me. Future Love is Live What better way to participate in the showcase than to celebrate a […]

Effing Feline knows witchcraft when he sees it

I, Effing Feline, am smarter than humans. You’ve probably noticed that about me. Today is the 90th birthday of an aunt of my pet human, Ed Hoornaert. She and her husband recently celebrated their 71st wedding anniversary . . . sort of like Kathy in the short story Thimbleriggers. Mr V insists that’s pure coincidence, since he wrote the […]