Tag Archives: Happy Louse Inn

Effing Feline sneezes at Covid 19 #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am enjoying watching humans panic over catching the covid19 virus. Call me selfish (though of course I’m not), but if you ask “can I catch the virus from my cat?” you’re asking the wrong question. What’s the right question? I’ll tell you after this word from our sponsor, TSGA (pronounced tuh sugga), […]

Effing Feline aspires to sloth #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, wish I was a sloth. (Hey, you in the back row — I heard that crack about me sleeping all day like a lazy sloth! You’ll regret that!) The sloths I refer to aren’t the large, slow-moving beasts from South America, but the large, slow-moving creatures from planet Jones. They’re most everything […]

Effing Feline declares war #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am furious. And determined. Last week Lisabet — whom I thought a friend because she has featured me on her website — rubbed my nose in the fact that I’ve never caught a mouse. In my defense, Mrs Valentine is too good a housekeeper to ever allow mice in her home, and […]

Effing Feline leaves a tip #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have spent the last month trying to become independent of humans by learning how to open cat food cans. I’ve decided there’s an easier way, though — Let Ed open the cans, fill my bowl, and clean the bowl when I’m done. What’s that you say? That’s what I was doing before? There’s […]

Effing Feline sucks it up #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, never give up. I’m still trying to become independent of humans by open cat food cans myself. But then I thought “I don’t need to open them all the way, just a tiny little bit. But, you ask, how will I get the cat food out with a hole too small for […]

Effing Feline sobs #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am still trying to become independent of humans by learning how to open cat food cans. Last week, I hit on the brilliant idea of chucking a spear at the can to burst it open. There’s just one little problem. Without  opposable thumbs, I can’t hold the spear to throw it. But […]

Effing Feline chucks a spear #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have told you of my desire to become independent. The first step is to figure out how to open cat food cans, and I believe I’ve solved the problem — with a typical display of genius, if may say so. All I have to do is hit the can with something sharp, […]