Tag Archives: First Nations boy

Effing Feline’s mailbag #wewriwa

Every week I, Effing Feline, give the followers of my weekly blog the incalculable benefits of my wisdom. Now it’s your turn. I’ll tell you about it after this word from my sponsor, The Saint of Quarantine Island. Kendo Carlisle, the Saint of Gilford Island, responds to Janet’s striptease. “There’s something you should know about me.” His […]

Effing Feline finds a use for pizza #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, love my role models. You probably know one of them — Garfield. I have tried hard to emulate his wonderfully feline attitudes toward life and human beans. And pizza. You see, Garfield loves pizza. In this regard, though, I fail my hero. The only pizza I really like is meat pizza, without […]

Effing Feline wants to drive #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, went for a car ride this week — to the vet. Yuck! The visit went fine, though, just a checkup, so what I want to talk about are automobiles. Ed drove me there. Next time I have a checkup, I want to drive myself. It seems pretty simple, with a few minor modifications. […]

Effing Feline, TV critic #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, dislike television. I don’t hate it, mind you, and there are some good shows on. Pit Bulls and Parolees seemed like it would be interesting, until I learned that the parolees are the ones taking care of the dogs, not dogs who’d been thrown in jail for disturbing the sleep of some […]

Effing Feline hates furballs #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, dislike furballs. Why do I tell you this now? Because in North America, we have a long weekend for two different holidays. Labour Day and Labor Day. Ed, my pet human bought steaks for the first time forever with the intention of grilling them outside. I don’t like that. The grill gets […]

Effing Feline shows his fangs #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, recall that one of my fans, Teresa, I believe, suggested I take an anger management class. Ridiculous, right? I ask the rest of you, do you think I need such a class? Now a word from my sponsor, The Saint of Quarantine Island. Afraid of the island’s madmen, Janet Davis has been hiding […]

Effing Feline, bank robber? #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, know that humans often wear face masks these days. (They always did, of course, but nowadays they aren’t for robbing banks.) But the picture below shows that the fashion fad has gone too hissing far! Now a word from my sponsor, The Saint of Quarantine Island. Afraid of the island’s madmen, Janet […]

Effing Feline dreams of travel #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, want a vacation! I’ve lived in this stupid house all my life. I never go anywhere. Of course, Ed, my pet human,  doesn’t go much of anywhere these days either — but at least he’s daydreaming about a trip. One of his sons has accepted a new job, which means relocating from […]

Effing Feline is NOT a cannibal! #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have made a horrifying discovery. As a result, I’ll eat nothing except what Ed eats from now on. H was cooking the other day. (He usually cooks; poor Judi!) One ingredient he put in the fry pan was labelled corn syrup. We cats are curious, you know –it’s what killed Uncle Ildephonse […]

Effing Feline likes ice cream #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, like ice cream. Any kind of cream, really. Fresh cream, whipped cream, creme brulee. You see, I am a cat of refined taste. Furthermore, I eat ice cream with panache. Or with chocolate syrup. Always, I keep my feline dignity, unlike this puss, who breaks every rule in the “Cats are cool” handbook. […]