Tag Archives: Effing Feline

Effing Feline, bandersnatch hunter #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, learned today of a new creature I want to hunt. It’s called a frumious bandersnatch, though I’m not sure whether frumious is part of the creature’s name, or is an adjective as in “Genius Feline.” Either way, I’m gonna hunt it down then pounce and rip and tear and bite and glory […]

Effing Feline discusses beds #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, don’t understand humans. A million things large and small evade even my vast feline understanding. For example, beds. In today’s commercial for Love thy Galactic Enemy, when a guy enters the heroine’s communal room in the middle of the night, she leaps at him from the top bunk and knocks him out. […]

Effing Feline doesn’t give a mizzet’s a$$ #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, saw the cover for Ed’s upcoming book, and let me tell you — whoopee ding dong doo. Who care? If there’s no cute pussy cat on the cover, I don’t give a mizzet’s ass* about Ed’s books. (Notice the cute little asterisk? It means there’s a footnote. I’ve never used one before […]

Effing Feline honors Felicette the cat #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am about to reveal the TRUE STORY of space exploration, inspired by the recent 50th anniversary of reaching the moon. I won’t use mere words, either. Words, after all, are a human invention and thus flawed. Instead, I’ll use photos and historical footage to show that cats are the true astronauts . […]

Effing Feline visits Gettysburg #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, told you the catty truth last week about the French Revolution. That’s not the only famous historical event that actually starred felines rather than humans. Another example — the American Civil War. The Civil Wariness of puddy tats is proven by an entire museum devoted to the war’s catfights. I swear on […]

Effing Feline tells Bastille Day truth #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, may lie down a few dozen times a day, but I never lie! Therefore you can trust me when I tell you the TRUTH about today, which France’s National Day. Bastille Day commemorates 14 July 1789, a turning point of the French Revolution. The TRUTH? The revolution was all about cats! Marie Antoinette? […]

Effing Feline, cover artist #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, was in charge of the poll to select a title for Ed’s WIP: Love thy Galactic Enemy. Titles are one of the most important things to sell books, along with book covers. Since Ed does such a lousy job of both, I’m hereby seizing charge of the cover, too. Smart, eh? This […]

Effing Feline needs help! #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, do NOT need help, no matter what the title of this post says. I am perfect as is, or as close to perfection as you humans will ever hear purr. But Ed . . . Let me tell you, that man needs help. Seriously. He’s written a whole book but he doesn’t […]

Effing Feline gets replaced #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline I, Twiggles the Dog, am writing this weex Weekend Writing Warriors post ‘cuz Effing’s in the dog house. He’s bin nasty about me the last 2 weex an I don’t deserve it. Im not as litterary as Effing — I don’t use litter at all — but Im a nicer person. Once […]

Effing Feline gets ripped off #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have been ripped off. Taken advantage of! Lied to! This is 2019 — a brand new year, or so they say. Yet my broken dew claw is still broken, just like last year. What the hissy growl is up with that?!? I’m supposed to be brand new and as fit as a […]