Tag Archives: Effing Feline

Effing Feline can’t get rid of his housemate #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have a housemate of sorts — my pet human’s pet, Twiggles the dog. I’ve recently learned why that stupid dog (yes, I know that’s redundant) and I don’t get along. It’s because she had a chip on her shoulder. Really and truly, folks. I’ll tell you more about it, after this message […]

Effing Feline wonders #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, wonder: Why a book cover is so blinkin’ important to your writers. Where the sky goes to when it goes night night. And why humans aren’t smart enough to sleep fifteen hours a day. And how dogs can be so stupid as to fawn all over mere humans. And lastly — and […]

Effing Feline pre-orders salmon #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, really wonder about humans sometimes. Take Ed, my pet human. (Please!) He’s been muttering a lot lately about pre-odors. What the heck is a pre-odor? Either something smells or it doesn’t. In Pandora Uncaged, book two in the Passion Island trilogy, Pandora Dayle is the acting director of Quak, a veterinary-slash-research facility on […]

Effing Feline wishes you happy V-day #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, wish you a blah blah happy Valentine’s Day. May you find your blah, blah, blah, if you haven’t already blahed him. (In case my attitude isn’t clear, here’s what we cats think is the only thing this holiday is good for: That’s right — catnapping! Pandora Dayle is the acting director of […]

Effing Feline likes punny gators #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am as grouchy as a tarantula. Why? Because these days Ed is as grouchy as an alligator. Why? Because his writing is stuck. Thing is, I don’t like gators. Not even gators wearing clothes . . . . . . or glasses . . . . . . or even, as it today’s snippet […]

Effing Feline hates dentists #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, hate dentists. Don’t you? They’re always asking you to open wider and then they have the nerve to poke around where only fresh salmon should dare to go. But I know someone who loves the dentist, which makes me wonder about his mental health. I’ll tell you who after this message from […]

Effing Feline eats fastidiously #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am a very neat, and careful eater, even for a cat. You’ll see why I mention this when you read today’s snippet from Pandora Uncaged, my pet human’s WIP. In previous snippets, you’ve met the story’s main characters — Pandora (heroine with a murky past), Aidan (hero through and through), and Booker (a […]

Effing Feline’s pet peeves #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have many things that bother me, and I’m sure you want to know what they are. Here’s a partial list of my pet peeves: Dogs Loud noises Fur balls Dry cat food Dogs Fur that doesn’t taste good Politics on television People who pet cats as thought we’re dogs Dogs Today, another snippet […]

Effing Feline feels naked #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, complained last week about the cold, and I meant every word. But after getting a picture from my Canadian cousin Sadie, I may have to change my mind. Sadie is a dog (yuck). Nonetheless, I kind of envy her. I’ll show you why after this message from my sponsor, Ed’s WIP, Pandora […]

Effing Feline shivers #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am freezing my tail fur off. It’s winter here, and it’s a week late. Usually our one week of winter here in Arizona comes between Christmas and New Year’s Day — but here it is, January 3, and the tips of my fur still needs a blanket. It must be fifty degrees […]