Tag Archives: Effing Feline Constellation XXI

Effing Feline asks why #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, chose a snippet today in which the surprised hero finds himself asking Why? It’s a question I often ask myself. Why don’t mice crawl into my food bowl at dinnertime? Why is a lap not automatically available whenever I wish for one? Why must I share a house with Twiggles the Dog? […]

Effing Feline worships Mother Earth #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have a favorite lap in the whole world. It belongs to — No, not Ed. Sheesh — I have better taste than that. My favorite lap belongs to Mrs Valentine. (Ed has earned the title of Mr Valentine, you know.) She had her birthday recently. I’ll tell you when as soon as […]

Effing Feline says Bah humbug! #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, hate all the many excuses humans make for humiliating cats. That’s why I say to the Easter holiday, “Bah, humbug!” In Constellation XXI, Sienna Dukelsky captains a tugship, outer space’s answer to a tugboat. She is guiding an incoming ship captained by Crispin Hunt, her first and best lover. Last week, she […]

Effing Feline, therapy animal #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am a great therapy animal. It’s not something I do all the time, of course — I’m far too busy for that, what with writing, blogging, and napping — but we cats love it when our pet humans are under the weather. Their laps remain stationary for longer than usual so we […]

Effing Feline loves music #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, love music. I didn’t used to, because frankly Mr V’s oboe is way too loud for a sensitive cat like moi. (I love that word moi. It sounds so much like meow.) What changed my mind? My rival, Twiggles the dog, actually takes music lessons — that what Mr V calls it […]

Effing Feline “ties” one on #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am no ordinary cat . . .  but then anyone with any sense must realize that immediately. How many cats are able to blog? But let me tell you, in case you didn’t already know, that my fame and glory have spread around the globe. I’ll tell you about my latest accolade […]

Effing Feline returns! #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am back after being gagged during a one-week infestation of blandness in the form of dear, sweet, adorable Twiggles the Dog. (Barf!) Once again, today’s snippet is from Ed’s Valentine’s Day sci fi romance, Constellation XXI. We’ve seen how her spaceship has mysteriously died, but this week we move back in time to the […]