Tag Archives: Effing Feline; Alien Contact for Heroines

Effing Feline purrs

I, Effing Feline, must make this quick.  My life is busy; I have more chores than just writing these posts for my servant, Edward Hoornaert, aka Mr Valentine.  When Mr V has a migraine, I must curl up on his lap and heal him with the magical power of my purrs.  And tonight he has a migraine. Without further ado, then, […]

Effing Feline sees weird clocks

I, Effing Feline, have elected to select for your delectation another selection from the latest WIP, Alien Contact for Heroines, by my servant, Edward Hoornaert, aka Mr Valentine. This snippet comes shortly after the last one.  Dusty and Reese were kidnapped onto a trawler, but they overpowered the villains and took over the boat. After a long, violent day, […]

Effing Feline strides across the galaxy

I, Effing Feline, am the most literary cat in the galaxy. That’s right — not just Earth but on all the planets everywhere! To prove it, I’m presenting another selection from the latest WIP, Alien Contact for Heroines, by my pet human, Edward Hoornaert, aka Mr Valentine, After a brief, and impossible, affair with commoner Dusty Johnson, Prince […]

Effing Feline, NaNoWriMo #3

  I, Effing Feline, the Most Literary Cat in the Entire Universe (c), am continuing from last week’s snippet from the WIP by my pet human, Edward Hoornaert, aka Mr Valentine. The heroine, Dusty, works as a tech writer on a top secret interstellar spaceship prototype. She and Reese, an alien from an alternate Earth […]

Effing Feline, NaNoWriMo # 2 (11/22/15)

I, Effing Feline, am in trouble with my pet human, Edward Hoornaert, aka Mr Valentine. Although I wrote up this post last week, thus earning a week’s worth of petting, I forgot to add a link to it on the Weekend Writing Warriors page, and so only a few people read it. I feel bad about the mistake. Don’t […]