Tag Archives: cat humor

Effing Feline spills Santa’s dark secret

I, Effing Feline, have enjoyed telling the world about the feline source of Christmas traditions. Today I’m going to debunk one of the biggest lies of the season. Santa Claus. The truth is, Santa isn’t real. No mere human is that good and generous. Instead, the legend is based on the saintly life of a […]

Smardy Kat #4

View other Smardy Kat posts. View posts by Smardy’s cousin, Effing Feline. What about you?  Do you have links to any good science-related jokes?

Eight Sentence Sunday, February 22

Welcome back, humans. It’s me, Fart-Fueled Flying Feline (Effing Feline for short), introducing another excerpt for the weekend writing warriors’ Eight Sentence Sunday. In my sublime feline wisdom, I’ve chosen a selection from Mr. Valentine’s Alien Contact for Idiots, a near-future science fiction romance. No cats in this one, unfortunately, but try not to be too bored. A duplicate of Vancouver Island […]

Eight Sentence Sunday, February 15

Once again, Mr. Valentine (aka Edward Hoornaert) is too @!^&# lazy to do his own work and made me, Fart-Fueled Flying Feline, introduce his latest excerpt for the weekend writing warriors’ Eight Sentence Sunday. Work, work work. I wanted to write my own eight sentences about a heroic Space Cat, but have you ever tried to type with fingerless paws?  Stupid […]

Science Fiction Jokes, part 5 – More Felines

It’s been a long time since I posted any SF humor, so here are a few puddy-tats thinking science fictional thoughts. (All pictures courtesy of Depositphotos.com.)         Here’s one more–but with no caption.  Any suggestions for captions?  Leave a comment with your suggestions. ———————————————————————- If you like these, you may also like these […]