Category Weekend Writing Warriors

Effing Feline, cover artist #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, was in charge of the poll to select a title for Ed’s WIP: Love thy Galactic Enemy. Titles are one of the most important things to sell books, along with book covers. Since Ed does such a lousy job of both, I’m hereby seizing charge of the cover, too. Smart, eh? This […]

Effing Feline is out of the bag #wewriwa

Now available for pre-order! I, Effing Feline, am getting double catnip this week. Mew mew! Why? Because I’m the official emcee who is to announce the winner of the poll to choose the name of Ed’s next book! (You didn’t vote? Well, tough furballs. It’s too late.) Human emcees use envelopes to hold the results. […]

Effing Feline diets #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, told you my greatest ambition awhile back — namely, to become this 35-pound chap: But Ed, dam his writerly flow, took me to the vet. The vet said I’m already too fat. And she put me on a diet! I’ve outsmarted her, though, and Ed, too. I’ll tell you how after this […]

Effing Feline needs help! #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, do NOT need help, no matter what the title of this post says. I am perfect as is, or as close to perfection as you humans will ever hear purr. But Ed . . . Let me tell you, that man needs help. Seriously. He’s written a whole book but he doesn’t […]

Effing Feline’s greatest ambition #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am the kind of amazingly complex character you authors can only dream of creating. I have more depth than any cat who ever lived. I am a stable genius, yet also a fierce hunter — and I’m humble, to boot. But am I satisfied with my perfection? Never! I have yearnings, aspirations, […]

Effing Feline’s PSA #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, hate heat. I know, I know — most cats love heat so much they’ll lie on a radiator in a sunny window. All I can say is they’ve never done it in Arizona. I tried it . . . once. Here’s what I looked like afterward. Viewer discretion advised. If you have […]

Effing Feline’s favorite holiday? #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, wish you a happy Memorial Day! Of course, that’s an American holiday. If you’re in Canada, happy belated Victoria Day. (I hope you got your garden planted.) If you’re in England, happy Spring Bank Holiday. (Do humans, and not just banks, get the day off work?) For Australians, happy Reconciliation Day. (Is […]

Effing Feline, fearless #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, ain’t afraid of nothing! Except . . . Except Ed’s office wall. He’s got all sorts of weird stuff up there, all of it guaranteed to give a cat nightmares. A fish that tastes horrible because it’s made of cedar. (I know, I tried it.) A bird with a wooden beak that […]

Effing Feline loves naps #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am about to shock you, so hold onto your hair pieces. I sometimes take naps. Most cats do, of course, but I am such an exceptional specimen, a cat who has accomplished so much, that I know you’re thinking I work 16 hours a day, every day. But I am a BIG […]

Effing Feline asks why #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, chose a snippet today in which the surprised hero finds himself asking Why? It’s a question I often ask myself. Why don’t mice crawl into my food bowl at dinnertime? Why is a lap not automatically available whenever I wish for one? Why must I share a house with Twiggles the Dog? […]