Category Weekend Writing Warriors

A dark and stormy night #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am whispering. Why? So no one finds my hiding place. Why am I hiding? Because Bruiser, my sister Effie’s boyfriend, is coming to visit. I mean, he’s her friend, but he’s not a human boy. That’d be perverted! Instead, he’s her fence-top yowling partner. Oh, you know what I mean, right? I’ll […]

Effing Feline fleas #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am out of catnip. That never happens. What else is an Internet celebrity cat going to spend his earnings on but catnips? My sister Effie really likes the stuff. I mean, she really likes it. Sigh. In today’s snippet from The Triple Wedding, we learn the aftermath of Sterling’s humiliating, catastrophic attempt to […]

Effing Feline climbs a tree #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, told you last week that I had met my long lost sister, Effie. We spent the last week talking, playing, eating, and doing catnip. It has been great . . . except for one little thing. I’ll tell you what that thing is after this word from my sponsor, The Triple Wedding, […]

Effing Feline’s amazing date #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, told you last week that I had a hot date with a flexible pussycat. Well, the date was life-changing, even though we didn’t even rub noses. Or yowl at the moon together. I’ll tell  you why after this word from my sponsor, The Triple Wedding. When he finished explaining, Teegan stared at […]

Effing Feline has a hot date #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, like to be seen with a gorgeous pussycat at my side. Doesn’t everyone? Like this flexible beauty at right. Merrrow!!! Anyway, I can understand how Teegan Dayle, the heroine of the third and final book in the Passion Island trilogy, Triple Wedding feels. You see, she needs a stunning date for her sister’s wedding […]

Effing Feline dreams big #WEWRIWA

I’m continuing with a hook from the third and final book in the Passion Island trilogy, Triple Wedding. Several people expressed interest in the idea of growing houses, so I’m skipping ahead to a passage with more information about it. Before she (Teegan) could leave to meet Sterling, though, she had to get rid of […]

Effing Feline wears the flags #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, learned that this is a holiday weekend in North America. In the States, it’s Memorial Day. and in Canada, Victoria Day. Victoria Day is traditionally the time to plant your garden, so Canadians celebrate by mucking about in the dirt. One of the ways Americans celebrate Memorial Day is by decorating with […]

Effing Feline comes out on top #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, gave my cousin Lee the lion a piece of my mind for making friends with Twiggles the dog and ignoring me. It took a lot of scolding, but Lee finally asked the perfect question: What can I do to make it up to you. Heh, heh, heh. I’ll tell you what I […]

Effing Feline hates cheerleaders #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, spent last night in Twiggles the dog’s doghouse. At first I was terrified of fleas, but I didn’t get bitten. Then I was afraid of ticks. But then I heard something that drove all fears out of my cunning feline mind — the coo-coo-ca-choo of a mourning dove.. As you know, I’m a […]

Effing Feline snaps his fingers #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am excited! Why? Because I got a letter today from my cousin Lee. Do you remember him? Well, even if you don’t . . . he’s being released early for good behavior, and I’ve asked him to stay with me awhile. I haven’t heard back from him yet, but I’m crossing my […]