Category The Seven Food Cupid

She shoved aside her voyeuristic pleasure #mfrwhooks

  I, Effing Feline, am starting snippets from my pet human’s Christmas science fiction romance, Alien Contact for a Christmas Nutcracker. The heroine, Holly is an orchestra conductor hired to conduct a performance of The Nutcracker Ballet for the aliens who’ve come here from an alternate Earth. When she first arrived on the aliens’ island, […]

You up there. Go away. #mfrwhooks

  I, Effing Feline, have been selecting snippets from my pet human’s WIP, The Seven Foot Cupid. We haven’t met the cupid yet, but today my feline literary genius has inspired me to introduce another important character. On a planet with a new human colony, unexpected dangers abound. Ember Dayle is one of the intrepid […]

Paper thin rocks to stand on #mfrwhooks

I, Effing Feline, my pet human’s WIP, The Seven Foot Cupid. I’ve asked you before for donations of fresh salmon, but I got nothing from you. Nada. Ne rien. Zippo. Ungrateful meowzers! Being a cat of great optimism, I’m going to try again. This time, all I ask from you is a comment. That’s all. […]

Effing Feline hisses #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am a cat. Amongst other things, all of them magnificent, that means I do NOT like to be told what to do! So I got pretty hissed when Ed, my pet human, told me that this had to be the last snippet from his WIP, The Seven Foot Cupid. He tells me […]

Nothing to Fear, just a Job to Do #mfrwhooks

I, Effing Feline, am the world’s most literary cat. Plus I can type, which ain’t easy without fingers. I’m talented! On a planet with a new human colony, unexpected dangers abound. Ember Dayle’s job is to deal with the unexpected. She prepares to rappel down the strange new hole leading to a cave — and fear […]

Effing Feline thinks humans are weird #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, look out the window a lot. Not as much as I sleep, but it’s more fun than most of the things around here. I mean, how many times can sharpen my claws on the same old carpet, day after day? I tell you, that bothers me as much as it does Ed. […]

Effing Feline has sweet dreams #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, had the most wonderful dream last night. I was on Ed’s lap when he watched a youtube video about the Adams River salmon run and now when close my eyes, I dream of endless salmon. Doesn’t that look scrumptious? I’m in such a hurry to go back to sleep and dream that […]