Category Snippet Sunday

Effing Feline thinks humans are weird #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, look out the window a lot. Not as much as I sleep, but it’s more fun than most of the things around here. I mean, how many times can sharpen my claws on the same old carpet, day after day? I tell you, that bothers me as much as it does Ed. […]

Effing Feline has sweet dreams #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, had the most wonderful dream last night. I was on Ed’s lap when he watched a youtube video about the Adams River salmon run and now when close my eyes, I dream of endless salmon. Doesn’t that look scrumptious? I’m in such a hurry to go back to sleep and dream that […]

Effing Feline overindulges #wewriwa

  I, Effing Feline, don’t feel two good right now, so . . . right to business. I’m continuing with snniipets . . .  a snippet from my pett hooman’s WHIP . . . . er, WIP. It’s called, an’ I’m gonna type reel careful now — The Seven Foot Cupid.  Lasht weak we met […]

Effing Feline belches #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, sometimes despair of my pet human, Ed. He’s a writer, a word person, who worked hard this week on a blurb for his latest WIP, The Seven Foot Cupid. But he got it all wrong! What he wrote (shown at the end of this blog) isn’t even close to a blurb. The Feline […]

Effing Feline sighs #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have a shameful confession to make. I still haven’t caught a mouse. I say “still” because I’ve confessed this shortcoming a couple years ago. Still no luck! Mostly that’s because there’s never been even a single mouse in the house where I’m confined. The longer my mouseless streak goes on, though, the more […]

Effing Feline’s mailbag #wewriwa

Every week I, Effing Feline, give the followers of my weekly blog the incalculable benefits of my wisdom. Now it’s your turn. I’ll tell you about it after this word from my sponsor, The Saint of Quarantine Island. Kendo Carlisle, the Saint of Gilford Island, responds to Janet’s striptease. “There’s something you should know about me.” His […]

Effing Feline finds a use for pizza #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, love my role models. You probably know one of them — Garfield. I have tried hard to emulate his wonderfully feline attitudes toward life and human beans. And pizza. You see, Garfield loves pizza. In this regard, though, I fail my hero. The only pizza I really like is meat pizza, without […]

Effing Feline wants to drive #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, went for a car ride this week — to the vet. Yuck! The visit went fine, though, just a checkup, so what I want to talk about are automobiles. Ed drove me there. Next time I have a checkup, I want to drive myself. It seems pretty simple, with a few minor modifications. […]

Effing Feline, TV critic #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, dislike television. I don’t hate it, mind you, and there are some good shows on. Pit Bulls and Parolees seemed like it would be interesting, until I learned that the parolees are the ones taking care of the dogs, not dogs who’d been thrown in jail for disturbing the sleep of some […]

Effing Feline hates furballs #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, dislike furballs. Why do I tell you this now? Because in North America, we have a long weekend for two different holidays. Labour Day and Labor Day. Ed, my pet human bought steaks for the first time forever with the intention of grilling them outside. I don’t like that. The grill gets […]