Category Rescuing Prince Charming

Effing Feline is starving

I, Effing Feline, am starving. Mr V (my pet human) thinks I ate too much over the holidays, so he’s put me on a diet. He’s starting to call me Jabba the Cat. How humiliating. I’m sure you’ll agree that I don’t need to lose weight! So I’m asking you — begging you! — to […]

Effing Feline makes resolutions

I, Effing Feline, have made New Year’s resolutions. I shall, of course, keep them even if weak-willed humans fail with theirs: I know I have a rough tongue (hey, I’m a cat!), but in the new year I shall always be nice, never snarky I’ve been called a narcissist. Never again! I shall always care […]

Effing Feline feels depressed

I, Effing Feline, am depressed. And sad. And bereft. Forlorn, miserable, and heartbroken, even. Sigh. For over a week, the house was filled with Hoornaerts — Mr Valentine’s three sons visited, after traveling over 20,000 miles for the holidays, and his daughter’s family came from a couple miles away. Even though they wasted far too […]

Bah Humbug! #mfrwbookhooks

Effing Feline here. I write a weekly blog post for my pet human, Ed Hoornaert. He “asked” (more like ordered) me to fill in today because he’s “busy,” he says, with his three sons who flew 10,000 total miles to visit at Christmas, one way. As if that’s any excuse for sloughing the work onto […]

Uh…yes, it WAS her problem #mfrwbookhooks

Welcome to the Marketing for Romance Writers blog hop, Book Hooks. Writers share a short snippet of their works to entice you. Here’s another tasty treat from my new release, Rescuing Prince Charming. Dusty Johnson and an unknown guard have found a time bomb hidden in the guts of a prototype starship. A narrow tunnel is […]

Effing Feline spills Santa’s dark secret

I, Effing Feline, have enjoyed telling the world about the feline source of Christmas traditions. Today I’m going to debunk one of the biggest lies of the season. Santa Claus. The truth is, Santa isn’t real. No mere human is that good and generous. Instead, the legend is based on the saintly life of a […]

One, two, three! #mfrwauthor

For  week 50 of the Marketing for Romance Writers yearlong blog hop, the writing prompt is: My biggest accomplishment Compared to my wife, I’m much more accomplishment oriented; she’s more relationship oriented. My accomplishments are important to me, and I have three major ones. #2 (tie) Music and literature Music – I can’t possibly decide which is […]

Can I trust you? #MFRWBookHooks

Welcome to the Marketing for Romance Writers blog hop, Book Hooks. Writers share a short snippet of their works to entice you. Here’s another snippet from my new release, Rescuing Prince Charming. Dusty Johnson and a guard have found a time bomb hidden in the guts of a prototype starship. A narrow tunnel is the […]

Effing improves Frosty

I, Effing Feline, told you last week how the song Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer should actually be Ildephonse the Red-Nosed Kit Cat. Today I set the record straight about another Christmas song that fails to give cats their due. Here’s a clue to the song I’m talking about: Before I disclose the name of the […]

Early Birds Caught the Worm. Yum!

Yes, I’m writing this post, but even so, don’t ask me what worms have to do with anything. Book worms, perhaps? A few bookworms early birds have read my sci fi romance, Rescuing Prince Charming, which was released a couple days ago, and I’m tickled pink (just like a worm) at what they’ve said about […]