Category Passion Island

Effing Feline snaps his fingers #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am excited! Why? Because I got a letter today from my cousin Lee. Do you remember him? Well, even if you don’t . . . he’s being released early for good behavior, and I’ve asked him to stay with me awhile. I haven’t heard back from him yet, but I’m crossing my […]

Effing Feline can’t get rid of his housemate #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have a housemate of sorts — my pet human’s pet, Twiggles the dog. I’ve recently learned why that stupid dog (yes, I know that’s redundant) and I don’t get along. It’s because she had a chip on her shoulder. Really and truly, folks. I’ll tell you more about it, after this message […]

Effing Feline wonders #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, wonder: Why a book cover is so blinkin’ important to your writers. Where the sky goes to when it goes night night. And why humans aren’t smart enough to sleep fifteen hours a day. And how dogs can be so stupid as to fawn all over mere humans. And lastly — and […]