Category Pandora Uncaged

Effing Feline gulps #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, welcomes my cousin Lee to my house (that’s the good news), but I forgot how much lions eat (that’s the bad news). I had enough cat food on hand to feed Lee a snack (that’s the good news), but he ate every last bit of it(that’s the bad news). The REALLY bad news […]

It’s Alive! #mfrwhooks

No, I don’t mean Frankenstein’s monster — Hoornaert’s monster, Pandora Uncaged, book two in the Passion Island trilogy. The book can stand alone, although it alludes somewhat to events in book one. It’s heroine is Pandora Dayle, the younger sister of book one’s heroine, Ember Dayle. Booker, the seven-foot cupid makes an appearance that is even […]

Really weird (non-alien) animals #2

In Pandora Uncaged, book 2 in my Passion Island trilogy, Pandora Dayle is in charge of a animal hospital / zoo for indigenous animals on the new colony planet, Addoray. As you can imagine, there are loads of strange creatures in the book — slytherins, mobeaves, chasm cats, slop dogs, and the ubiquitous boothies. But […]

Really weird (non-alien) animals #1

In Pandora Uncaged, book 2 in my Passion Island trilogy, Pandora Dayle is in charge of an animal hospital / zoo for indigenous animals on the new colony planet, Addoray. As you can imagine, there are loads of strange creatures in the book — slytherins, mobeaves, chasm cats, slop dogs, and the ubiquitous boothies. But […]

Effing Feline wishes you Happy Easter #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, wish you a happy Easter. What a great day!  Not only is it Easter, but I’m sharing my food bowl with the honest-to-God real Cadbury Bunny! That’s right–my cousin Lee and finally arrived! Here’s a picture of me greeting him. This one’s going in my scrapbook for sure! (Twiggles the Dog helped […]

Effing Feline wants a car #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, can hardly control myself. Cousin Lee is coming. For real this time, and in style! You should see The vehicle he travels in. Fancy, fancy. I’ll show you the picture he sent after this message from my sponsor, Pandora Uncaged. Last week, the love interest, Aidan Forester, was awakened in the middle […]

Effing Feline shows off his cousin’s voice #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, told you last week I got a letter from my cousin Lee. Unfortunately, he isn’t here yet. No, he’s not back behind bars. Sheesh, how suspicious you people are! He has a job that’ll delay him a little while. I’ll tell you about it after this message from my sponsor, Pandora Uncaged. […]

Effing Feline snaps his fingers #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am excited! Why? Because I got a letter today from my cousin Lee. Do you remember him? Well, even if you don’t . . . he’s being released early for good behavior, and I’ve asked him to stay with me awhile. I haven’t heard back from him yet, but I’m crossing my […]

Effing Feline can’t get rid of his housemate #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have a housemate of sorts — my pet human’s pet, Twiggles the dog. I’ve recently learned why that stupid dog (yes, I know that’s redundant) and I don’t get along. It’s because she had a chip on her shoulder. Really and truly, folks. I’ll tell you more about it, after this message […]

Effing Feline wonders #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, wonder: Why a book cover is so blinkin’ important to your writers. Where the sky goes to when it goes night night. And why humans aren’t smart enough to sleep fifteen hours a day. And how dogs can be so stupid as to fawn all over mere humans. And lastly — and […]