Category Never saw a Purple Cow

Effing Feline demands triple pay #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am NOT purring. Definitely not. Why not? Because I’ve been told — not asked, mind you, told — that  today’s post must serve four three purposes: Reveal the official new name of Ed’s newest Work in Progress (WIP). Present the next snippet from Ed’s WIP. Reveal the book’s cover. There would’ve been […]

Effing Feline discusses airplanes #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, heard Ed, my pet human, talking about a nephew who’s an airplane pilot. What a ridiculous occupation!  Why would any cat in his right mind want to fly in a plane? Yes, I always land on my feet — but from miles up in the air? I’m good, but not that good. […]

Beatle t’battle t’bottle t’boodle #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, need to clarify a recent post, in which I said Sadie the Good Dog was my Dutch cousin from Amsterdam. Here’s the Instagram post of hers I talked about: I want to make clear that I am not related by blood to Sadie. Or any dog, anywhere. We’re related only by marriage. There, […]