Category Effing Feline

Effing Feline shows off his cousin’s voice #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, told you last week I got a letter from my cousin Lee. Unfortunately, he isn’t here yet. No, he’s not back behind bars. Sheesh, how suspicious you people are! He has a job that’ll delay him a little while. I’ll tell you about it after this message from my sponsor, Pandora Uncaged. […]


Effing Feline snaps his fingers #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am excited! Why? Because I got a letter today from my cousin Lee. Do you remember him? Well, even if you don’t . . . he’s being released early for good behavior, and I’ve asked him to stay with me awhile. I haven’t heard back from him yet, but I’m crossing my […]

Effing Feline can’t get rid of his housemate #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have a housemate of sorts — my pet human’s pet, Twiggles the dog. I’ve recently learned why that stupid dog (yes, I know that’s redundant) and I don’t get along. It’s because she had a chip on her shoulder. Really and truly, folks. I’ll tell you more about it, after this message […]

Effing Feline wonders #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, wonder: Why a book cover is so blinkin’ important to your writers. Where the sky goes to when it goes night night. And why humans aren’t smart enough to sleep fifteen hours a day. And how dogs can be so stupid as to fawn all over mere humans. And lastly — and […]

Effing Feline pre-orders salmon #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, really wonder about humans sometimes. Take Ed, my pet human. (Please!) He’s been muttering a lot lately about pre-odors. What the heck is a pre-odor? Either something smells or it doesn’t. In Pandora Uncaged, book two in the Passion Island trilogy, Pandora Dayle is the acting director of Quak, a veterinary-slash-research facility on […]

Effing Feline wishes you happy V-day #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, wish you a blah blah happy Valentine’s Day. May you find your blah, blah, blah, if you haven’t already blahed him. (In case my attitude isn’t clear, here’s what we cats think is the only thing this holiday is good for: That’s right — catnapping! Pandora Dayle is the acting director of […]

Effing Feline likes punny gators #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am as grouchy as a tarantula. Why? Because these days Ed is as grouchy as an alligator. Why? Because his writing is stuck. Thing is, I don’t like gators. Not even gators wearing clothes . . . . . . or glasses . . . . . . or even, as it today’s snippet […]

Effing Feline hates dentists #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, hate dentists. Don’t you? They’re always asking you to open wider and then they have the nerve to poke around where only fresh salmon should dare to go. But I know someone who loves the dentist, which makes me wonder about his mental health. I’ll tell you who after this message from […]

Effing Feline eats fastidiously #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am a very neat, and careful eater, even for a cat. You’ll see why I mention this when you read today’s snippet from Pandora Uncaged, my pet human’s WIP. In previous snippets, you’ve met the story’s main characters — Pandora (heroine with a murky past), Aidan (hero through and through), and Booker (a […]

Effing Feline’s pet peeves #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have many things that bother me, and I’m sure you want to know what they are. Here’s a partial list of my pet peeves: Dogs Loud noises Fur balls Dry cat food Dogs Fur that doesn’t taste good Politics on television People who pet cats as thought we’re dogs Dogs Today, another snippet […]