Category Effing Feline

Effing Feline lightens your covid19 day 7 #QuarantineCats

I, Effing Feline, continue to do my part to help you poor humans who are suffering from confinement because of the Covid19 virus. We cats, of course, are free to live our lives as usual, not that I’m gloating about it. For the foreseeable future I’ll be lightning your day by posting the best possible […]

Effing Feline lightens your covid19 day 6 #QuarantineCats

I, Effing Feline, continue to do my part to help you poor humans who are suffering from confinement because of the Covid19 virus. We cats, of course, are free to live our lives as usual, not that I’m gloating about it. For the foreseeable future I’ll be lightning your day by posting the best possible […]

Effing Feline lightens your covid19 day 5 #QuarantineCats

I, Effing Feline, continue to do my part to help you poor humans who are suffering from confinement because of the Covid19 virus. We cats, of course, are free to live our lives as usual, not that I’m gloating about it. Meanwhile, Ed, my pet human, was discouraged by a pair of news reports. So […]

Effing Feline asks ‘What the heck is a purple cow?’ #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have been told to pass along a message from Ed. But I’m a cat. He knows I’m a cat. He should darn well know that cats don’t like to be told what to do. Therefore,  I’m not going to tell you the message until after this word from my brand new sponsor — […]

Effing Feline lightens your covid19 day 4 #QuarentineCats

I, Effing Feline, continue to do my part to help you poor humans who are suffering from confinement because of the Covid19 virus. We cats, of course, are free to live our lives as usual, not that I’m gloating about it. For the foreseeable future I’ll be lightning your day by posting the best possible […]

Effing Feline lightens your covid19 day 3 #QuarantineCats

I, Effing Feline, continue to do my part to help you poor humans who are suffering from confinement because of the Covid19 virus. We cats, of course, are free to live our lives as usual, not that I’m gloating about it. For the foreseeable future I’ll be lightning your day by posting the best possible […]

Effing Feline lightens your covid19 quarantine day, #2

I, Effing Feline, continue to do my part to help you poor humans who are suffering from confinement because of the Covid19 virus. We cats, of course, are free to live our lives as usual, not that I’m gloating about it. For the foreseeable future I’ll be lightning your day by posting the best possible […]

Effing Feline lightens your covid19 quarantine day, #1

I, Effing Feline, want to do my part to help you poor humans who are suffering from confinement because of the Covid19 virus. We cats, of course, are free to live our lives as usual, not that I’m gloating about it. Therefore, for the foreseeable future I’ll be posting the best possible humor. Cat videos! […]

Effing Feline finds proof of God #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am not like Mr V’s nutty characters. I’ve never had any trouble “searching for God” or anything silly purrsuit like that. What can I say? Certainty is part of being a feline. This week I have two messages from sponsors. Commercial #1: If you’re ‘socially distancing’ (which we cats invented) and bored […]

Effing Feline sneezes at Covid 19 #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am enjoying watching humans panic over catching the covid19 virus. Call me selfish (though of course I’m not), but if you ask “can I catch the virus from my cat?” you’re asking the wrong question. What’s the right question? I’ll tell you after this word from our sponsor, TSGA (pronounced tuh sugga), […]