Category Effing Feline

Effing Feline blushes #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am a cat, and like all cats I’m proud of my reputation for audacity and independent thinking. Ever tried to take a cat for a walk, without a leash? Hah to that! We cats do our own thing — which makes me admire today’s snippet. Last week we left fourteen-year-old Billy Seaweed […]

Effing Feline demands triple pay #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am NOT purring. Definitely not. Why not? Because I’ve been told — not asked, mind you, told — that  today’s post must serve four three purposes: Reveal the official new name of Ed’s newest Work in Progress (WIP). Present the next snippet from Ed’s WIP. Reveal the book’s cover. There would’ve been […]

Effing Feline wishes you Mother’s Day #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, interrupt my regularly scheduled snippets from Ed’s WIP, Never Saw a Purple Cow, to bring you a Mother’s Day special. Today’s snippet is from Ed’s science fiction romance, Constellation XXI, which features a rather unique first contact with aliens. You see, one of the aliens is pregnant. Very pregnant. As in RIGHT […]

Effing Feline discusses airplanes #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, heard Ed, my pet human, talking about a nephew who’s an airplane pilot. What a ridiculous occupation!  Why would any cat in his right mind want to fly in a plane? Yes, I always land on my feet — but from miles up in the air? I’m good, but not that good. […]

Beatle t’battle t’bottle t’boodle #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, need to clarify a recent post, in which I said Sadie the Good Dog was my Dutch cousin from Amsterdam. Here’s the Instagram post of hers I talked about: I want to make clear that I am not related by blood to Sadie. Or any dog, anywhere. We’re related only by marriage. There, […]

Effing Feline lightens your quarantine 24 #QuarantineCats

I, Effing Feline, continue to do my part to help you poor humans who are suffering from confinement because of the Covid19 virus. We cats, of course, are free to live our lives as usual, not that I’m gloating about it. Check back  for another video. If you still need something to fill your time, […]

Effing Feline lightens your quarantine 23 #QuarantineCats

I, Effing Feline, continue to makes your stay-at-home/quarantine day brighter. How? Cat videos! Check back tomorrow for another video. If you still need something to fill your time, Ed’s highest rated novel (4.8/5.0 on Amazon) is now available for free — The Guardian Angel of Farflung Station. It’s book one in the Repelling the Invasion […]

Effing Feline lightens your quarantine 22 #QuarantineCats

I, Effing Feline, am back. I took a couple days off, but now I’m back with something different — not cat videos, but an animal’s-eye view of these days of quarantine and stay-at-home. As a house cat who stares out the window every day, I can identify with what Sadie says about windows — except […]

Effing Feline rants about social distancing #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, want to tell you what hisses me off about Ed, my pet human. He’s getting tired of being home so much, of not seeing other people, of not being able to go to a store and buy things he wants. Well, I say TOUGH KIBBLE! Welcome to my life, Ed. We house […]

Effing Feline lightens your quarantine 21 #QuarantineCats

I, Effing Feline, have reached a milestone. Three whole weeks now,I’ve been bring you the best morale booster in the world — cat videos! Check back tomorrow for another video. Probably, that is. I’m just a cat, and three weeks is the longest I’ve kept at anything other than eat, sleep or chase little pieces […]