Category Effing Feline

Effing Feline prefers *fresh* salmon

I, Effing Feline, talked last week about whether my potent feline allergens made any of my fans itch over the Internet. Today I’d like to talk about something I’m allergic to. Cat food. Oh, it doesn’t make my body itch or anything like that. But it does make my pride itch. Sneeze, even. I am […]

Effing Feline sends you allergens #8Sunday

I, Effing Feline, was delighted last week when people complained about me ending my selections from Ed’s sci fi romance, Rescuing Prince Charming, on a cliffhanger. You see, I’m not one of those spineless lap cats who seek only to please. No way! The laps I prefer belong to: People who hate cats. People who […]

Effing Feline lusts after the white cat

I, Effing Feline, endure a plethora of problematic, possibly painful possibilities. Case in point: Ed (Mr V, my pet human) plays the oboe. All you need to know about the oboe is that it’s LOUD. But lately he’s been practicing some music I love. Next week, his group will be in the pit for a […]

Vintage Effing Feline – He’s hissed

Originally published March 21, 2015 Quick quiz. Who the heck is Effing Feline? Blogger on Ed Hoornaert’s blog A Narcissistic nuisance The world’s most literary cat The wildly popular legend in his own mind All of the above Effing is a larger than life character (especially around the belly). In case you missed him, Mondays […]

Effing Feline hates palm sundays #8sunday

I, Effing Feline, heard that today is Palm Sunday. Since Mr V has a palm tree out front, and because I am a Cat of Great Curiosity, I decided to sample this holy treat. I got a palm frond . . . . . . and some ice cream . . . . . . […]

Vintage Effing Feline – He’s a star!

Originally published March 1, 2015 Quick quiz. Who the heck is Effing Feline? Blogger on Ed Hoornaert’s blog A Narcissistic nuisance The world’s most literary cat The wildly popular legend in his own mind All of the above In case you missed him, Mondays now feature some of Effing’s cattiest moments. ========================================================== Mr. Valentine (aka […]

Effing Feline is shattered #8sunday

I, Effing Feline, am shattered. Struck down. Disconsolate. Last week I tried unsuccessfully to share my revulsion for people who love dogs, not cats. Imagine my horror when Mr Valentine (Ed H, my pet human) confessed that HE IS NOT A CAT PERSON!!! He loves both cat and dogs, if you can imagine such a […]

Vintage Effing Feline – doesn’t care what folks think

Originally published March 7, 2015 Quick quiz. Who the heck is Effing Feline? Blogger on Ed Hoornaert’s blog A Narcissistic nuisance The world’s most literary cat The wildly popular legend in his own mind All of the above Effing started out as an anonymous picture for which readers could write their own captions, but he […]

Effing Feline doesn’t love dog lovers #Sunday

I, Effing Feline, wish Brett a happy birthday! Brett is the third of Mr V’s four children, and his petting  hand is gentle and loving, even if he’s a dog person. There. I’ve done my familial duty. Now I can tell you my REAL feelings about dog people! I feel that — Sigh. Once again, I’m […]

Vintage Effing Feline — Heroic space cat

Originally published February 15, 2015 Quick quiz. Who the heck is Effing Feline? The world’s most literary cat Blogger on Ed Hoornaert’s blog A Narcissistic nuisance A wildly popular legend in his own mind All of the above In case you missed him, Mondays now feature some of Effing’s cattiest moments. Here’s the first blog […]