Category #8Sunday

Effing Feline explain Christmas, part 2 #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, find it tedious to explain things that every cat just knows. For example, opening presents. In Mr. H.’s house, Christmas wrappings come off with at least a modicum of decorum.  No one care about the paper so much — let ‘er rip! — but if there’s a nice bow or decoration, it […]

Effing Feline explains Christmas part 1 #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, find it tedious to explain things that every cat just knows. You humans get Christmas all wrong. You buy a tree with branches that are very close together so you can hang up lots of cat toys. So far, so good. But you put some of the best cat toys waaay up […]

Effing Feline asks are *you* as smart as a cat? #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am the owner of a human writer named Ed, aka Mr. Valentine. In his upcoming SFR trilogy, he selected a different romance trope for each of the three books. Can you figure out what trope this snippet suggest? I’ll warn you that in a beta read of this blog post, of the […]

Effing Feline loves life #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, love my life. I know I complain a lot, but hey, that’s my hobby. I love being world famous as the World’s Most Litterary Cat(c). And I LOVE Thanksgiving dinner! What do you feed your cat on holidays? I’m continuing with snippets from Book 2 in Ed’s upcoming SFR trilogy, Pandora Uncaged. […]

Effing Feline invokes Egyptian gods #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, don’t understand why some humans consider themselves superior to cats. Sure, you’re bigger. Sure, you have opposable thumbs. Sure, you can open cat food cans. BUT your persistence is rather pitiable. When I decide to take a nap, I NAP! I don’t change my mind and clean my butt, instead. Unlike Ed, […]

Effing Feline hisses #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am a cat. Amongst other things, all of them magnificent, that means I do NOT like to be told what to do! So I got pretty hissed when Ed, my pet human, told me that this had to be the last snippet from his WIP, The Seven Foot Cupid. He tells me […]

Effing Feline thinks humans are weird #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, look out the window a lot. Not as much as I sleep, but it’s more fun than most of the things around here. I mean, how many times can sharpen my claws on the same old carpet, day after day? I tell you, that bothers me as much as it does Ed. […]

Effing Feline has sweet dreams #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, had the most wonderful dream last night. I was on Ed’s lap when he watched a youtube video about the Adams River salmon run and now when close my eyes, I dream of endless salmon. Doesn’t that look scrumptious? I’m in such a hurry to go back to sleep and dream that […]

Effing Feline overindulges #wewriwa

  I, Effing Feline, don’t feel two good right now, so . . . right to business. I’m continuing with snniipets . . .  a snippet from my pett hooman’s WHIP . . . . er, WIP. It’s called, an’ I’m gonna type reel careful now — The Seven Foot Cupid.  Lasht weak we met […]

Effing Feline belches #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, sometimes despair of my pet human, Ed. He’s a writer, a word person, who worked hard this week on a blurb for his latest WIP, The Seven Foot Cupid. But he got it all wrong! What he wrote (shown at the end of this blog) isn’t even close to a blurb. The Feline […]