Category #8Sunday

Effing Feline comes out on top #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, gave my cousin Lee the lion a piece of my mind for making friends with Twiggles the dog and ignoring me. It took a lot of scolding, but Lee finally asked the perfect question: What can I do to make it up to you. Heh, heh, heh. I’ll tell you what I […]

Effing Feline hates cheerleaders #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, spent last night in Twiggles the dog’s doghouse. At first I was terrified of fleas, but I didn’t get bitten. Then I was afraid of ticks. But then I heard something that drove all fears out of my cunning feline mind — the coo-coo-ca-choo of a mourning dove.. As you know, I’m a […]

Effing Feline cries #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am leaking tears. My cousin Lee, whom I admire and aspire to become, adopted Twiggles the Dog as his new best friend — just because she gave him a 50-lb bag of dogfood! There’s only one thing for a self-respecting cat to do. Goodbye (sob) cruel, cruel world. (Wahhhh!) In Ed’s most […]

Effing Feline watches Youtube, too late #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, told you last week that instead of eating Twiggles the Dog, my cousin Lee adopted her as his new best friend just because she gave him a 50-lb bag of dogfood. I guess that proves that if blood is thicker than water, kibble is thicker than blood. Sigh. In, my most recent […]

Effing Feline and the 50 pound bag of dogfood #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, told you last week that my cousin Lee ate every last bit of my cat food and then stared at me while licking his chops. It was easy to realize he was wondering how I’d taste. What did I do? I introduced Lee to Twiggles the dog. Let her be Lee’s midafternoon […]

Effing Feline is so darned brilliant #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am so very smart! Brilliant even! I told you last week that my cousin Lee ate every last bit of cat food and then stared at me while licking his chops. Lee is a lion and I, though exceptionally fit, muscular, and ferocious, am a housecat. It was easy to realize he […]

Effing Feline shows off his cousin’s voice #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, told you last week I got a letter from my cousin Lee. Unfortunately, he isn’t here yet. No, he’s not back behind bars. Sheesh, how suspicious you people are! He has a job that’ll delay him a little while. I’ll tell you about it after this message from my sponsor, Pandora Uncaged. […]

Effing Feline snaps his fingers #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am excited! Why? Because I got a letter today from my cousin Lee. Do you remember him? Well, even if you don’t . . . he’s being released early for good behavior, and I’ve asked him to stay with me awhile. I haven’t heard back from him yet, but I’m crossing my […]

Effing Feline can’t get rid of his housemate #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have a housemate of sorts — my pet human’s pet, Twiggles the dog. I’ve recently learned why that stupid dog (yes, I know that’s redundant) and I don’t get along. It’s because she had a chip on her shoulder. Really and truly, folks. I’ll tell you more about it, after this message […]

Effing Feline wonders #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, wonder: Why a book cover is so blinkin’ important to your writers. Where the sky goes to when it goes night night. And why humans aren’t smart enough to sleep fifteen hours a day. And how dogs can be so stupid as to fawn all over mere humans. And lastly — and […]