Category #8Sunday

Effing Feline asks What the heck is a purple cow? #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have been told to pass along a message from Ed. But I’m a cat. He knows I’m a cat. He should darn well know that cats don’t like to be told what to do. Therefore,  I’m not going to tell you the message until after this word from my brand new sponsor — […]

Effing Feline lightens your covid19 day 4 #QuarentineCats

I, Effing Feline, continue to do my part to help you poor humans who are suffering from confinement because of the Covid19 virus. We cats, of course, are free to live our lives as usual, not that I’m gloating about it. For the foreseeable future I’ll be lightning your day by posting the best possible […]

Effing Feline lightens your covid19 day 3 #QuarantineCats

I, Effing Feline, continue to do my part to help you poor humans who are suffering from confinement because of the Covid19 virus. We cats, of course, are free to live our lives as usual, not that I’m gloating about it. For the foreseeable future I’ll be lightning your day by posting the best possible […]

Effing Feline lightens your covid19 quarantine day, #2

I, Effing Feline, continue to do my part to help you poor humans who are suffering from confinement because of the Covid19 virus. We cats, of course, are free to live our lives as usual, not that I’m gloating about it. For the foreseeable future I’ll be lightning your day by posting the best possible […]

Effing Feline lightens your covid19 quarantine day, #1

I, Effing Feline, want to do my part to help you poor humans who are suffering from confinement because of the Covid19 virus. We cats, of course, are free to live our lives as usual, not that I’m gloating about it. Therefore, for the foreseeable future I’ll be posting the best possible humor. Cat videos! […]

Effing Feline finds proof of God #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am not like Mr V’s nutty characters. I’ve never had any trouble “searching for God” or anything silly purrsuit like that. What can I say? Certainty is part of being a feline. This week I have two messages from sponsors. Commercial #1: If you’re ‘socially distancing’ (which we cats invented) and bored […]

Effing Feline sneezes at Covid 19 #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am enjoying watching humans panic over catching the covid19 virus. Call me selfish (though of course I’m not), but if you ask “can I catch the virus from my cat?” you’re asking the wrong question. What’s the right question? I’ll tell you after this word from our sponsor, TSGA (pronounced tuh sugga), […]

Effing Feline aspires to sloth #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, wish I was a sloth. (Hey, you in the back row — I heard that crack about me sleeping all day like a lazy sloth! You’ll regret that!) The sloths I refer to aren’t the large, slow-moving beasts from South America, but the large, slow-moving creatures from planet Jones. They’re most everything […]

Effing Feline declares war #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am furious. And determined. Last week Lisabet — whom I thought a friend because she has featured me on her website — rubbed my nose in the fact that I’ve never caught a mouse. In my defense, Mrs Valentine is too good a housekeeper to ever allow mice in her home, and […]

Effing Feline leaves a tip #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have spent the last month trying to become independent of humans by learning how to open cat food cans. I’ve decided there’s an easier way, though — Let Ed open the cans, fill my bowl, and clean the bowl when I’m done. What’s that you say? That’s what I was doing before? There’s […]