Category #8Sunday

Effing Feline pities humans

I, Effing Feline, know Ed’s a big guy, several inches over six feet, and yeah, that gives him an advantage over me. But he has no claws — and that, I believe, evens the odds. In today’s selection from The Guardian Angel of Farflung Station, Sandrina spies on Duke, the man she loves from afar, as […]


Effing Feline rejoices!

I, Effing Feline, have my favorite radiator back! That’s right. My pet human, author Ed Hoornaert, is back home after three+ weeks in hospital and then rehab. He didn’t realize his back surgery would be quite this debilitating, or that he’d have s scar running from tailbone to shoulder blade.. He’s not writing yet, so […]

Effing Feline plans a holiday #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am posting my last column for a few weeks. I’ll tell you why after this message from my sponsor, The Triple Wedding. Last week’s snippet ended when Teegan gets a call from her baby sister, Rayna, who announces:  “It’s not going to be a double wedding after all.” “Oh, no.” Rayna’s voice […]

A dark and stormy night #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am whispering. Why? So no one finds my hiding place. Why am I hiding? Because Bruiser, my sister Effie’s boyfriend, is coming to visit. I mean, he’s her friend, but he’s not a human boy. That’d be perverted! Instead, he’s her fence-top yowling partner. Oh, you know what I mean, right? I’ll […]

Effing Feline fleas #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am out of catnip. That never happens. What else is an Internet celebrity cat going to spend his earnings on but catnips? My sister Effie really likes the stuff. I mean, she really likes it. Sigh. In today’s snippet from The Triple Wedding, we learn the aftermath of Sterling’s humiliating, catastrophic attempt to […]

Effing Feline climbs a tree #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, told you last week that I had met my long lost sister, Effie. We spent the last week talking, playing, eating, and doing catnip. It has been great . . . except for one little thing. I’ll tell you what that thing is after this word from my sponsor, The Triple Wedding, […]

Effing Feline’s amazing date #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, told you last week that I had a hot date with a flexible pussycat. Well, the date was life-changing, even though we didn’t even rub noses. Or yowl at the moon together. I’ll tell  you why after this word from my sponsor, The Triple Wedding. When he finished explaining, Teegan stared at […]

Effing Feline has a hot date #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, like to be seen with a gorgeous pussycat at my side. Doesn’t everyone? Like this flexible beauty at right. Merrrow!!! Anyway, I can understand how Teegan Dayle, the heroine of the third and final book in the Passion Island trilogy, Triple Wedding feels. You see, she needs a stunning date for her sister’s wedding […]

Effing Feline dreams big #WEWRIWA

I’m continuing with a hook from the third and final book in the Passion Island trilogy, Triple Wedding. Several people expressed interest in the idea of growing houses, so I’m skipping ahead to a passage with more information about it. Before she (Teegan) could leave to meet Sterling, though, she had to get rid of […]

Effing Feline wears the flags #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, learned that this is a holiday weekend in North America. In the States, it’s Memorial Day. and in Canada, Victoria Day. Victoria Day is traditionally the time to plant your garden, so Canadians celebrate by mucking about in the dirt. One of the ways Americans celebrate Memorial Day is by decorating with […]