Author Archives: Ed Hoornaert

Effing Feline lightens your quarantine 19 #QuarantineCats

I, Effing Feline, will bring the best morale booster in the world every day for the foreseeable future. You humans need that during your lockdown, or quarantine, or whatever you call it. Today I am proud to bring you the very first cat video ever posted to YouTube (according to this site). Check back tomorrow […]

So that’s what the dress looks like #mfrwhooks

In last week’s snippet from my sci fi rom, Alien Contact for Kid Sisters, Marianne insisted that Quinn Lebatarde, a con man wearing Captain Charleyjohn’s Royal Guardian uniform to stop for the night. Their long trek up a tunnel exhausted Lady Delfina, the 11-year-old cousin of the king. It’s now the next morning. Yawning, she […]

Effing Feline lightens your quarantine 18 #QuarantineCats

I, Effing Feline, continue to bring smiles to your lockdown by showing the best medicine of all. Cat videos! Check back tomorrow for another video.  

Effing Feline lightens your quarantine 17 #QuarantineCats

I, Effing Feline, made a mistake and posted my Easter video several days early. But it’s not my fault. It’s never my fault, it’s the Democrats fault. Obama made me do it! Anyway, I wish you happy Easter, even if you are in confinement because of the Covid19 virus. Because of Obama’s mistake, I’m posting […]

Effing Feline sends his Easter wishes #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have heard Ed, my pet human, talking about Easter egg hunts. Since this is Easter Sunday, I think I’ll spend the day dreaming of being able to go outside — I’m a house cat, kept captive forever — and hunt for real eggs. Maybe even a real bird, heh heh heh. You’ve […]

Effing Feline lightens your quarantine 16 #QuarantineCats

I, Effing Feline, continue to help you poor humans who are suffering from confinement because of the Covid19 virus. We cats, of course, are free to live our lives as usual, not that I’m gloating about it. For the foreseeable future I’ll be lightning your day by posting the best possible humor. Cat videos! Check […]

Effing Feline lightens your quarantine 15 #QuarantineCats

I, Effing Feline, missed a day. My apologies for having no cat video for you yesterday. Ce n’est pas de ma faute ! If you’re wondering why I said “It’s not my fault!” in French, I think you’ll figure it out when you watch the video. Check back tomorrow for another video. If you still […]

Effing Feline lightens your quarantine 18 #QuarantineCats

I, Effing Feline, wish you happy Easter, even if you are in confinement because of the Covid19 virus. In case you’re wondering, I do NOT eat carrots. (Watch the video and you’ll understand why I say that.) Check back tomorrow for another video. If you still need something to fill your time, Ed’s highest rated […]

Effing Feline lightens your quarantine 14 #QuarantineCats

I, Effing Feline, have been presenting cute cat videos for 14 days. That’s two weeks in human time, two months in cat time. For the foreseeable future I’ll be lightning your day by posting the best possible humor. Cat videos! Check back tomorrow for another video. If you still need something to fill your time, Ed’s […]

A particularly male grin #mfrwhooks

With a two-hour playlist running on my noise-cancelling earphones and a WIP to work on, I’m as contented as possible. I hope your ‘quarantine’ is proceeding as well as mine. Stay safe, everyone! In these snippets from my sci fi rom, Alien Contact for Kid Sisters, Marianne met Quinn Lebatarde, wearing Captain Charleyjohn’s Royal Guardian […]