Author Archives: Ed Hoornaert

Effing Feline hates dentists #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, hate dentists. Don’t you? They’re always asking you to open wider and then they have the nerve to poke around where only fresh salmon should dare to go. But I know someone who loves the dentist, which makes me wonder about his mental health. I’ll tell you who after this message from […]

There’s one thing we can agree on #mfrwhooks

Today we have a short hook from my WIP, The Seven Foot Cupid. Ember Dayle and Tyler Estrella are both sent, from rival settlements, to see if any dangerous predators have snuck into a newly drilled skylight in to an important cave. When they discover a pile of bloody bones in the cave, Tyler realizes […]

Effing Feline eats fastidiously #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am a very neat, and careful eater, even for a cat. You’ll see why I mention this when you read today’s snippet from Pandora Uncaged, my pet human’s WIP. In previous snippets, you’ve met the story’s main characters — Pandora (heroine with a murky past), Aidan (hero through and through), and Booker (a […]

Effing Feline’s pet peeves #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have many things that bother me, and I’m sure you want to know what they are. Here’s a partial list of my pet peeves: Dogs Loud noises Fur balls Dry cat food Dogs Fur that doesn’t taste good Politics on television People who pet cats as thought we’re dogs Dogs Today, another snippet […]

Are you injured, ma’am? #mfrwhooks

Today we have another hook from my WIP, The Seven Foot Cupid. Last week we saw that Ember Dayle is examining a newly drilled hole that provides unauthorized access to an important cave. She’s preparing her high-tech rappel vest to lower her safely to the cave floor — but she’s not quite ready to go. […]

Effing Feline feels naked #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, complained last week about the cold, and I meant every word. But after getting a picture from my Canadian cousin Sadie, I may have to change my mind. Sadie is a dog (yuck). Nonetheless, I kind of envy her. I’ll show you why after this message from my sponsor, Ed’s WIP, Pandora […]

Stop shaking me! #mfrwhooks

Now that the holidays are over, so are the hooks from Alien Contact for a Christmas Nutcracker. Instead, I’m returning to a book that’ll be released in early 2021 — The Seven Foot Cupid. It’s close to going up for pre-release sales. Waaay back in November, I’d gotten to the point in this book where […]

Effing Feline shivers #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am freezing my tail fur off. It’s winter here, and it’s a week late. Usually our one week of winter here in Arizona comes between Christmas and New Year’s Day — but here it is, January 3, and the tips of my fur still needs a blanket. It must be fifty degrees […]

You can’t fight royal romance #mfrwhooks

In Alien Contact for a Christmas Nutcracker, Holly has been hired by the aliens’ king to conduct a performance of The Nutcracker on Christmas Eve. Rafe, the sexy lead dancer, insists on performing a different number on that day. It’s a classic case of: an irresistible force (Holly’s need to satisfy the king and perform […]

Effing Feline explains Christmas part 3 #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, find it tedious to explain things that every cat just knows. You humans get Christmas all wrong. For example, the day after Christmas. In much of the world, it’s called Boxing Day. In case you don’t know it, that’s a Feline holiday — the day we get to play with all the […]