Author Archives: Ed Hoornaert

My hot, sexy babe #mfrwhooks

In last week’s snippet from my sci fi rom, Alien Contact for Kid Sisters, Marianne met Quinn Lebatarde, wearing Captain Charleyjohn’s Royal Guardian uniform. For safety from a rebel attack, they’re in one of the many tunnels that honeycomb Kwadra Island. Charleyjohn is supposed to be her bodyguard. Marianne is the sister of the Kwadran […]

Effing Feline leaves a tip #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have spent the last month trying to become independent of humans by learning how to open cat food cans. I’ve decided there’s an easier way, though — Let Ed open the cans, fill my bowl, and clean the bowl when I’m done. What’s that you say? That’s what I was doing before? There’s […]

TV shows don’t have sisters #mfrwhooks

In last week’s snippet from my sci fi rom, Alien Contact for Kid Sisters, Marianne met Quinn Lebatarde, wearing Captain Charleyjohn’s Royal Guardian uniform. For safety from a rebel attack, they’re in one of the many tunnels that honeycomb Kwadra Island. Charleyjohn is supposed to be her bodyguard. Marianne is the sister of the Kwadran […]

Effing Feline sucks it up #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, never give up. I’m still trying to become independent of humans by open cat food cans myself. But then I thought “I don’t need to open them all the way, just a tiny little bit. But, you ask, how will I get the cat food out with a hole too small for […]

What an idiot: a meet cute #mfrwhooks

In last week’s snippet from my sci fi rom, Alien Contact for Kid Sisters, Quinn, a free-spirited scamp and an aboriginal American from an alternate earth, witnessed a bomb destroy a wall of glass at the Royal Ball. Marianne Harmon is upstairs in a hotel room with a prince when the rebels strike. She’s the […]

Effing Feline sobs #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am still trying to become independent of humans by learning how to open cat food cans. Last week, I hit on the brilliant idea of chucking a spear at the can to burst it open. There’s just one little problem. Without  opposable thumbs, I can’t hold the spear to throw it. But […]

A Guardian Angel . . . free for the taking

The Guardian Angel of Farflung Station free for a limited time A space opera romance with a 4.7 star rating on Amazon The space pirates think they’ve conquered Farflung Space Station. But they didn’t count on Duke. The station’s Head of Security wants to prove to his career-army parents he’s outgrown his youthful rebelliousness. Defeating […]

The ballroom’s window shattered #mfrwhooks

In Alien Contact for Kid Sisters, Quinn, is a free-spirited scamp and an aboriginal American from an alternate earth. He is fleeing from police sergeant Squitt when the incident that propels the book’s action takes him by surprise — a terrorist bomb explodes in the ballroom where dignitaries and heads of state are celebrating the […]

Effing Feline chucks a spear #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have told you of my desire to become independent. The first step is to figure out how to open cat food cans, and I believe I’ve solved the problem — with a typical display of genius, if may say so. All I have to do is hit the can with something sharp, […]

You hurted, madam? #mfrwhooks

Our hero, Quinn, is a free-spirited scamp and an aboriginal American from an alternate earth. As such, his English isn’t nearly as good as he thinks it is. Here he is fleeing from the police in his own inimitable fashion. As he rounded the corner, he narrowly avoided a tough-looking Merkin almost as large as […]