Author Archives: Ed Hoornaert

The Saint is released from Quarantine, day 0

As of today, July 1, 2020… The Saint is live Long live the Saint! The Saint of Quarantine Island Maybe you’ve read about viruses that turn people into zombies. But how about a virus that turns people into madmen, some of whom become creative geniuses? The Blurb: Spurred by her husband’s infidelity and haunted by […]

Nudging the orca for you #mfrwhooks

In these snippets from my sci fi rom, Alien Contact for Kid Sisters, Quinn is the antihero, a petty crook and conman masquerading as a Royal Guardian. He has led Marianne Harmon, the queen’s sister, to an old, abandoned town from before his people ‘hopped’ to our Earth. Marianne and eleven-year-old Delfina (Elfy) use one […]

A Saintly Quotation #6

The Saint of Quarantine Island escapes from its pre-sale quarantine on July 1, 2020. Until then, it’s available at a special reduced price. Don’t wait — the price will be rising once the book goes live. Amazon | Canada | Australia | UK Apple IBooks Barnes and Noble Kobo Books Smashwords

A Saintly Quotation #5

The Saint of Quarantine Island escapes from its pre-sale quarantine on July 1, 2020. Until then, it’s available at a special reduced price. Don’t wait — the price will be rising once the book goes live. Amazon | Canada | Australia | UK Apple IBooks Barnes and Noble Kobo Books Smashwords

A Saintly Quotation #4

The Saint of Quarantine Island escapes from its pre-sale quarantine on July 1, 2020. Until then, it’s available at a special reduced price. Don’t wait — the price will be rising once the book goes live. Amazon | Canada | Australia | UK Apple IBooks Barnes and Noble Kobo Books Smashwords

Effing Feline is sick #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am sick of quarantine. Oh sure, ‘quarantine’ isn’t what they call it these days, but a rose by any other name, etc. I yearn to romp in the grass, chase the birds that tantalize me, catch some of the lizards that scurry across the patio just out of reach. But I can’t, […]

A Saintly Quotation #3

from The Saint of Quarantine Island by Edward Hoornaert The Saint of Quarantine Island escapes from its pre-sale quarantine on July 1, 2020. Until then, it’s available at a special reduced price. Don’t wait — the price will be rising once the book goes live. Amazon | Canada | Australia | UK Apple IBooks Barnes and […]

A Saintly Quotation #2

from The Saint of Quarantine Island, a novel by Edward Hoornaert that’ll be released July 1. The Saint of Quarantine Island escapes from its pre-sale quarantine on July 1, 2020. Until then, it’s available at a special reduced price. Don’t wait — the price will be rising once the book goes live. Amazon | Canada | […]

How to get a ransom note to the king #mfrwhooks

In these snippets from my sci fi rom, Alien Contact for Kid Sisters, the ‘hero’ is Quinn, a petty crook and conman masquerading as a Royal Guardian. He has led Marianne Harmon, the queen’s sister, to an old, abandoned town from before his people ‘hopped’ to our earth. Marianne and eleven-year-old Elfy use one of […]

Effing Feline confesses #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, have a confession to make, something I’ve never told anyone except a few thousand of my closest online fans. I come from a broken home. I never knew my father — he skipped out on my mother before I was born. He never even paid kitten-support. I think that explains why I sniff […]