Author Archives: Ed Hoornaert

You up there. Go away. #mfrwhooks

  I, Effing Feline, have been selecting snippets from my pet human’s WIP, The Seven Foot Cupid. We haven’t met the cupid yet, but today my feline literary genius has inspired me to introduce another important character. On a planet with a new human colony, unexpected dangers abound. Ember Dayle is one of the intrepid […]

Effing Feline invokes Egyptian gods #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, don’t understand why some humans consider themselves superior to cats. Sure, you’re bigger. Sure, you have opposable thumbs. Sure, you can open cat food cans. BUT your persistence is rather pitiable. When I decide to take a nap, I NAP! I don’t change my mind and clean my butt, instead. Unlike Ed, […]

Paper thin rocks to stand on #mfrwhooks

I, Effing Feline, my pet human’s WIP, The Seven Foot Cupid. I’ve asked you before for donations of fresh salmon, but I got nothing from you. Nada. Ne rien. Zippo. Ungrateful meowzers! Being a cat of great optimism, I’m going to try again. This time, all I ask from you is a comment. That’s all. […]

Effing Feline hisses #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, am a cat. Amongst other things, all of them magnificent, that means I do NOT like to be told what to do! So I got pretty hissed when Ed, my pet human, told me that this had to be the last snippet from his WIP, The Seven Foot Cupid. He tells me […]

Nothing to Fear, just a Job to Do #mfrwhooks

I, Effing Feline, am the world’s most literary cat. Plus I can type, which ain’t easy without fingers. I’m talented! On a planet with a new human colony, unexpected dangers abound. Ember Dayle’s job is to deal with the unexpected. She prepares to rappel down the strange new hole leading to a cave — and fear […]

Effing Feline thinks humans are weird #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, look out the window a lot. Not as much as I sleep, but it’s more fun than most of the things around here. I mean, how many times can sharpen my claws on the same old carpet, day after day? I tell you, that bothers me as much as it does Ed. […]

No witnesses wanted #mfrwhooks

I, Effing Feline, present for your edification and wonderment another snippet from my pet human’s WIP, The Seven Foot Cupid. You may thank me by sending donations of fresh salmon. Yum! On a planet with a new human colony, unexpected dangers abound. Ember Dayle is one of the intrepid people whose job it is to […]

Effing Feline has sweet dreams #wewriwa

I, Effing Feline, had the most wonderful dream last night. I was on Ed’s lap when he watched a youtube video about the Adams River salmon run and now when close my eyes, I dream of endless salmon. Doesn’t that look scrumptious? I’m in such a hurry to go back to sleep and dream that […]

The sound of me sticking out my tongue #mfrwhooks

I, Effing Feline, present for your edification and wonderment another snippet from my pet human’s WIP, The Seven Foot Cupid. You may thank me by sending donations of fresh salmon. Yum! On a planet with a new human colony, unexpected dangers abound. Ember Dayle is one of the intrepid people whose job it is to […]

Effing Feline overindulges #wewriwa

  I, Effing Feline, don’t feel two good right now, so . . . right to business. I’m continuing with snniipets . . .  a snippet from my pett hooman’s WHIP . . . . er, WIP. It’s called, an’ I’m gonna type reel careful now — The Seven Foot Cupid.  Lasht weak we met […]