Effing Feline gulps #wewriwa

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I, Effing Feline, welcomes my cousin Lee to my house (that’s the good news), but I forgot how much lions eat (that’s the bad news).

I had enough cat food on hand to feed Lee a snack (that’s the good news), but he ate every last bit of it(that’s the bad news).

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“Who, exactly, are you?”

“My name’s Booker Markevious.”

Which told him little. The fact that Booker didn’t need Aidan’s S&R team told him more—this was a small-scale search. “Where are we going?”

“Quak. That’s the Colony Wildlife Containment Center, off the coast of the South Ocean.”

“I’ve heard of it. Don’t know much about it, though.”

“Tell me what you do know.”

And a few more but not too many. I know you have a lot of snippets to get to.

Aidan yawned then fell silent as he marshaled his thoughts. “It’s a bipartisan facility, jointly run by Eastcott and Westerlin, for studying indigenous wildlife.

Effing Feline here again. You want to know the bad news? The REALLY bad news?

Cousin Lee is getting hungry. And he’s staring right at me.


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  1. Don’t worry, Effing. Lee would never eat his own cousin…!

    1. And you know this how?

  2. nancygideon · · Reply

    The one thing worse than one big hungry cat . . . three small hungry cats (if 15 lbs is small for the youngest one).

    Continue to enjoy your snippets, Ed. Just wish they’d be looooonger.

    1. Fifteen pounds, eh? I think that one may just catch up to Lee.

  3. Maybe the Colony Wildlife Containment Center should study Effing Feline’s cousin.

    1. Yes, the CONTAINMENT part seems appropriate for Lee.

  4. julieevelynjoyce · · Reply

    I like the name Booker Markevious. Sounds very…important. Great snippet!

    And Effing, I’d run if I were you.

    1. Sometimes the first name that comes to you seems right, you know? Booker was like that. I never seriously considered changing it.

  5. Aiden’s doing well for a man rudely awakened and dragged off to deal with a mysterious emergency! Enjoyed the snippet…

    1. Ah, to get back the resilience of youth!

  6. Author Jessica E. Subject · · Reply

    Oh, but does he know who works at the facility? Great snippet!

    And maybe it’s time for cousin Lee to leave. His appetite seems a little too much for Effing to handle. LOL

    1. He has no idea who he’s about to meet.

  7. Getting dragged out to work in the wee hours is the worst. My husband did that for years–nothing so exciting as S&R, but still… 🙂

    Effing, you have skills. I’m sure you can outsmart your cousin. lol

    1. The only job I’d drag myself out of bed for is mattress tester.

  8. Diane Burton · · Reply

    I love Booker. He tries so hard.

    Effing, I don’t think he’ll eat you. You’re too little.

    1. But maybe Lee’s in the mood for a snack.

  9. Run, Effing, Run!

    I wouldn’t give that advice to Aidan, however. I think he’s going to enjoy his destination thoroughly once he discovers who works at Quak!

    1. Yes, I think you’re right about Aidan.

  10. Booker is being pretty sparse on the details. I wonder how Aidan will react when he finds out just what Booker has planned for him.

    1. Thanks for stopping by!

  11. Elaine Cantrell · · Reply

    I imagine he’ll be happy enough when he finds out who is on the island.

    1. When he finds out Booker has brought him to his first love, his feelings about Booker do change.

  12. I can’t wait until he finds out ‘who’ is there on the island.

    1. He has a surprise coming!

  13. Is that a tactic? Instead of answering Aidan’s questions, he turns the table and asks him question.

    1. He’s too tired for tactics, and she’s old friend he has no reason to suspect — so no. No tactics.

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