I, Effing Feline, am starving. Mr V (my pet human) thinks I ate too much over the holidays, so he’s put me on a diet. He’s starting to call me Jabba the Cat. How humiliating. I’m sure you’ll agree that I don’t need to lose weight!
So I’m asking you — begging you! — to sneak food to me. Ed will never know, I promise.
Here’s another snippet from Rescuing Prince Charming. Dusty Johnson, a tech writer working on Earth’s first starship, is helping a Kwadran (a Native American from an alternate Earth) get rid of a saboteur’s time bomb. Racing against time, they’ve finally made it out of the starship. My apologies for the perhaps crude editing to make this fit the guidelines.
Carrying the bomb, she ran; behind her, the Kwadran’s footsteps banged down the metal ramp, barely loud enough to be heard over the klaxon that still screamed its warning. “Where are you heading?” he called.
He wasn’t even breathing hard. She wanted to kiss him for his bravery and his conditioning. “Only one place to head,” she said as she pointed toward the only natural light in the huge cavern, where a pair of sliding glass doors led to a patio overlooking a fiord. From there, she could throw the bomb into the ocean. “Time?”
Yet it was still a long way to the doors. She tried to be a heroine and what did she get? A ticking time bomb eager to remove her appendix.
Effing Feline here again. To feed me, put fresh salmon or, if absolutely necessary, kibble in an envelope and send it to Effing@LordOfEverything.com. Hurry!
Rescuing Prince Charming
Alien Contact for Idiots, book four
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“. . . laugh-out-loud dialogue, action, and out-of-this-world sci-fi that didn’t lose me in the technological schematics.” Amazon reader
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“The novel kicks off with a literal bang, and the fast pace continues throughout. . . . Rescuing Prince Charming is hugely entertaining and highly recommended. I haven’t read a romance I enjoyed so much in a long time. ” Beyond Romance
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