Why did Stephan Pastis have to use my name in today’s Pearls Before Swine comic strip? And then make fun of my books’ sales? Okay, I admit they pale before the sales of his books, but … sheesh!

Click to see the punchline.

And the punchline makes it even worse.  Pastis, you #@&#, you knew I used to be a technical writer, didn’t you?