Why did Stephan Pastis have to use my name in today’s Pearls Before Swine comic strip? And then make fun of my books’ sales? Okay, I admit they pale before the sales of his books, but … sheesh!
Click to see the punchline.
And the punchline makes it even worse. Pastis, you #@&#, you knew I used to be a technical writer, didn’t you?
Ed Hoornaert (Mr. Valentine) 
Turn about’s fair play. Know a cartoonist?
Not in the Biblical sense, no.