Smardy Kat here. Mr. Edward Hoornaert (also known as Mr Valentine, for some abstruse reason), has shown the excellent sense to engage me every Monday to elucidate matters of science for his legions of readers. As Mr. Hoornaert writes science fiction, I deemed it within my dignity to acknowledge his request with an acquiescent purr.

In case your curiosity equals those of us who hail from the Felis silvestris catus classification, I get paid one piece of cat food per chuckle and two pieces per laugh. So laugh, you human idiots gentle readers!

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